The names Sarah. I like hot boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers.
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
why do good concert tickets happen to bad people
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
I looked at him and thought. I would not mind sunday mornings with him.